“Do you know the Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man, the Muffin Man
Do you know the Muffin Man
Who lives in Drury Lane?”
Should I know the Muffin Man?
Will you tell me? What is his tale?
Do I want to know that man
Behind his friendly veil?
What lurks there… can you tell me…
Of what evil hides in plain sight…
Warning what darkness you see…
In soiled innocence plight?
Rife the news of missed women's
Bodies dragged for in tributary…
And all down along the Thames…
Where evil might carry.
Is’t worse than th’Angel Maker,
That loathsome ‘Ogress of Reading,’
Who wound tape o’ dressmaker
Round babes ‘stead o’bedding?
This Muffin Man of-whom you warn…
Is he worse than ‘Melia Dyer,
Who four hundred babes did not mourn,
But murdered for false hire?
Is’t worse than tales weighted hard
Of life there and down Feathers Court
Where life comes so cheaply marred
And death doth hope abort?
This warning dire you deliver
To ‘ware the wicked Muffin Man,
Does set my soul a-quiver
In fear of the villain.
I don’t want to know that man
That Muffin Man, that Muffin Man
I don’t want to know that man
Who lives in Drury Lane!
Infographic created c. October 2014, Poem © 24 October 2014, by D. Denise Dianaty
Pictured is Amelia Dyer. Image source from “History In Pictures” on Twitter, pulled c. October 2014