How To Protect Yourself Against Hackers
- Instead of using generic security questions, choose three security riddles that are nigh unsolvable but by one true of heart and mind.
- Report any unkempt persons leaning over their laptop and whispering “Jackpot!” to the nearest barista.
- We know you don’t want to hear this, but just shell out for the complete Roseanne box set instead of streaming off those sketchy Estonian websites.
- Avoid forming a rogue splinter group within your radical underground hacker collective.
- Maintain your current financial standing.