Premier Pimp Post (An Ode to Blockchain Poets)

Pretty pimp picture pilfered from the P.I.M.P. profile pic.

Please prepare yourself to be pleasesantly pleased as I present perfectly produced prose for the purpose of pimping, as this profound post is posted to pump PIMP.

You see, I'm a pimp purposely promoting poetry penned on pages of pixels. I pound paragraphs like pistols. And my people pull plenty of pieces out of the pile, picking up and putting poems on pedestals. Some peddle medal, but poets peddle mettle. I put the pedal to the medal to pimp poems like petals.

Because whether I love them or love them not, I give them all a shot. Poems present people with power previously pocketed. Provocative pieces perused from @peakd pique the passion of poet pimps who present pensive ponderance on the piece releasing the pure power of opinion. It's like penmanship for poets with a penchant for pimpin shit. And now that I mention it...

Pause for a period as I pivot to point out a few poets prompting praise.

@latino.romano, @dbooster, @hamsterpoweriii, @sacra97, @enginewitty, @darkfemme, @dagger212, @ericvancewalton, @antoniarhuiz and @warpedpoetic

These powerful poet pimps support poetry as producers of poem blocks and put thought into the perception that they present on other people's poems. So I give them mad props.

Now, if you'll please pardon me, I find have a sudden need to pee.