#towelmen - I train heroes transcript
My name is bulletbites okay and I am a tall man and my what I do is I train heroes I'm in here a trainer I'm like the guy Philoctetes that's what I do I give you all the information and all the teachings and the lessons to make you have a more enjoyable life and be a more enjoyable person like I trained myself like I taught myself so I'm a trainer of heroes you should seek up Phil okay seek out Phil the trainer of heroes well that's what I did yeah the Hercules the movie from Disney this is it's a fan favorite of mine okay so they need to be the place Philoctetes the trainer of heroes well I am such such a being okay I don't like to see worth where there might be none and I like to train people and inspire them and I think I can do that I think that's algorithm efficient in that way and I can be well I can be glamorous in that way okay I want people to say that's Phil s boy okay
I want people to to strive and that is for me also a goal I can become a better trainer I can become a better teacher and I can become fucking filthy rich in that the brand itself is through a selfish brat it's still an arrogant way of me to be because I'm an idiot I'm a moron I'm a man I'm a fucking and I'm not going into that now no no no no that's that I tend to do that okay I tend to to somehow belittle myself no no I have a lot of Worth and a lot of value but sometimes it's a little bit too much to have it be constantly about me and my own selfish goals so through faking it's not faking it's it's it's true it's it's true focusing on finding ways to improve other things than myself I can better do that it's easier for me okay I just said just I'm just so I'm just so relieved in that way because it is to be a fucking long time to finally establish something that couldn't shouldn't be that complicated in the first place what the fuck are you gonna do burr bites what are you what are you providing us with well I am a service provider I am a teacher in essence okay I can explain eloquently and efficiently and well I am I am a Sensei in essence it sounds horrible but but I add some kind of a wizard okay I am some kind of a yoga teacher I'm I'm Yoda in essence I'm I'm a teacher I want to be a teacher I can be a teacher I will teach you things okay I have always I've always known that I could be that I had that I am a mentor I am a trainer of heroes I trained heroes okay I'll help you be less shitty in life that's what I do I'll help you with that and psychologists in essence is also dead okay and then that's that's that's that's good I can now finally what would be close this this difficult task also if I want to have a little reward for myself so I want to have a little party for appreciation for finding this final new thing I am now advancing a level okay so I think I was at zero and now I am at one again okay so that's cool yes I was at seven but I I regressed back to six then five then for at three to two to one and when I was at zero okay I was back at zero it's horrible okay I can you imagine that I was at level three at one time which is that's something say took me a long time to evolve drugs too by the way then I advance to level four then level five then I went a little bit the supernova here so I went level six then level seven and then I regressed back to level zero okay it's it's it's levels is for you a way to level up the function of levels is not to stick at the one level needle if you if you are at the certain level do you think that you re done yet that no no you re never done that's the problem so you need to be always be closing you always need to advance but what if you cannot well then you regress that you fall back in essence the gimmick is people don't forget that okay I will help you a little bit in this requirement is there is only one level actually okay you'll be either at zero or your B at level one but if you re at level one already where do you need to be well normally you want to advance to level two so that's what you want to strive for go to level two and if you re at level two you go for level three and throughout level three you go for level four and if you have a toy for level five so you leveling up is the level you want to go for okay so it doesn't matter at what level you are you idiot okay it doesn't matter as long as you are trying to improve yourself okay ain't that ain't that sweet everybody can American can do that it's it's it's I don't you don't need to be at any level okay you I don't require you to be anything actually if you are nothing then I can make you into something okay you just have to indulge me you often just just want it that's all you need what what have okay you can be a fucking imbecile you can be a fucking moron you can be poor you can be slow you can be fat you can be ugly you can be all that shit okay you can be stupid you can but doesn't matter because as long as you still have a heartbeat you dumb fuck you can improve and that's enough okay any good teacher can have you taught okay so you you are never done
remember that you are never done if you re done you'll know it so nobody has to tell you you re done you'll know it you you you'll know it if you re done you re done until then you re never done you keep going okay you keep striving you dumb fuck she says no well then you re not done okay until she says yes then you re not done if she s not satisfied then you re not done okay if he s not satisfied then you must you re not done if the children are unhappy then you re not done okay
if there is people that need you then you re not done if you have fun then you re not done because you can still get the fuck up you understand this well I do okay oh my god that's horrible that's just horrible but it's I think it's required okay some leisure or some some funny no funny stuff well a little bit of funny stuff anyhow so I'm still blue bytes okay you will find me where I need to be at you recognize me how you can recognize me but you could add the label to that okay and if you like my my stuff and yet then you can call yourself a towel man okay what if you were a vagina or what if you re not a human being at all well doesn't matter it doesn't matter what if you don't have a towel that doesn't matter either okay it doesn't matter it doesn't fucking matter it helps if you have at all but you can get at all okay you can get that you can imagine a towel can you that's enough I will take your meek and your poor okay I'll take them because that's exactly what I need okay I need I need a fucking makeup or oh my god no I thought details like you actually get the fuck away from me it's a m in the morning it's a it's a Sunday it's raining outside and I'm getting tired so I think I'm gonna close this off so we re this big bull abides I hope you fear the Georges go fuck yourself all right good morning this is bull bites
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