The mother of a small: Eak and tampering with the hammer, it hurt you and caused you a surgeon:
Son: Do not be afraid, Mom, it is my sister who will hold the nails
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She said to her friend: I caught my husband and he accepted the maid Vstrsani and bought me a dress,
Girlfriend: Did you drive the maid ??
No ... because I need a coat .....!?
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for؟
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
One of his credit card was stolen, but he decided that he was going to the police and surprised his friends and asked him why Jargal was not there
He said, because he stole it with less money than my wife did