English is funny, crazy and somtime so confusing language.

Lets go on a wonderful journey through the funny world of English language. English is not only an international language, but it is a funny, crazy and sometimes confusing language also.

How????

Read for yourself.

A fat man and a slim man are opposite then, why is a fat chance and a slim chance same ?

When stars are out they are visible but when lights are out they become invisible.
Why so?

How can one fill a form by filling it out?
Think.

Why we recite a play but play at recital?
Rings a bell?

Why do we have nose that run and feets that smells?
Smelly na!
How come weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another day?
Feeling chill.

How can a house burn down when in actual its burning up?

I haven't seen an Owl becoming a MP but owls have their own parliament.
Fish are not illiterate as when they are in group they are in school as group of fishes is termed school.

Pineapple don't grow on pines and neither are similar to apples.
A boxing ring is square in actual.

And you know we park our car on driveway and drive in parkway!! According to english.

And now when I'm winding up this article its ending but when I wind up my watch it stars so strange.
God bless all.
Pen down.