Hello steemains let me make you
Laugh Away Your Burden a bit 馃ぃ馃ぃ
I will sign my marriage certificate with pencil. I don't trust girls馃槑
My first kiss was when I was 6 months old ... All these neighbours be sucking my lips .. They thought I don't know anything 馃槀馃ぃ
Before you start any relationship make sure you have airtime. (full stop)馃馃
We all once pretended to fall asleep in our rooms just because we don't want to greet the visitors馃じ馃じ
An Ijebu man telling you "WAIT AND SEE" Is like MTN telling you, you have only one minute remaining馃弮馃弮
Real men ask for account number
why boys ask for phone number
Ladies are My communicating馃馃
Am looking for a girl friend that will look into my eyes and say to me "" baby we have suffered too much , use me for ritual .""" do we still have such girls馃槀馃槀馃ぃ
Seriously, after smokers, the next people who are liable to die young are those who don't mind their business.馃檮馃檮
Dat Ashawo Life Dat Got You An IPhone Will Surely Buy U A Car Never Give Up My Sister馃槀馃じ馃じ
If you want to bleach, bleach with sense, don't come and be looking like traffic light. Yellow face, Green veins and Red neck馃ぃ馃ぃ
To the ladies with flat ass, please tie your babies on your stomach. I saw a baby hanging on it's mother's thighs馃馃
Teacher enters class and wrote
" Can there be a healthy relationship without money? "
Sade stood up angrily and said because I asked for 1000 last night, you've brought it to class.馃槒馃槒
When they say study maths, you deny. Now ya pregnant cos you're unable to calculate your period.馃槀馃槀
Before you go out for Morning Walk today, Remember "A rabbit runs but lives only 15years, meanwhile a tortoise doesn't run, does nothing and lives 250 years"馃槈馃槈
We that we're using our Saturday morning to sleep we know what we are doing馃槆馃槆
