I had to hand it to him. As a speaker, Andy was stunning...
He could have made millions with this talent. Instead, he wasted it on prank calls and getting himself a free pizza.
One day he walked on a street with a friend and saw a curvy girl. He couldn’t tear his eyes from her …curves. Suddenly, the guy who walked next to her turned around. He was all pumped up physically and mentally. His gaze predicted something immediate and unpleasant. His face and this angry expression appeared familiar to Andy. To his dismay, Andy recognized that guy, the boyfriend of the curvy girl was a famous UFC wrestler. The wrestler was already on the distance of the straight punch from Andy’s nose.
“What the fuck are you looking at?” was his greeting.
Standing a hair away from his ass being kicked, suddenly Andy’s got a bright idea. He squinted his eyes at the wrestler as if struck with the powerful revelation he uttered
“Aren’t you…?” he mumbled thoughtfully, “aren’t you… “he pronounced the name of the wrestler.
The expression on the wrestler's face started to migrate from anger to bewilderment.
“Yeah”
“Oh, my god!” Andy exclaimed, “I am such a fan! Can I please take a picture with you?”
“Sure,” now the anger was completely whipped out from wrestler’s face replaced with a childlike smile.
Addy put his left hand on the wrestler’s shoulder, stretched his right hand and made a selfie. “Oh… thank you so much. So much.”
“You are welcome!” the satisfied wrestler shook his hand smiling. “Oh, and this is Carman” he pointed at his girlfriend who now came closer.
Andy looked at her now and thought to himself “Lucky dog!”