I'm driving in my car right under the speed limit because I'm a man who abides by the law. I'm passing by a group of officers who seem to have stopped someone in a corner for something, I don't slow down much, but I'm curious to know what happened. Then I see one of the patrol cars turn on and start approaching me.
I'm confident I've done nothing wrong, you see, as I've said before, I'm all about the law. As a matter of fact, I'm the most lawful person there is. I don't drive and drive, and I drive like a carefully seasoned older man, never speed or nothing. The cop lights turn on, they seem to want to stop me for some reason, but as I've said, I know I can't be guilty a a damn thing.
So what do I do? I continue of course, I'm not going to stop if I'm innocent. Why would I? As I'm approaching the interstate the cop turns on the Siren, but as I've said before, I'm innocent and he is just being an asshole at this point. I'm going at the speed of traffic, I'm not slowing down or speeding up, and the cop beings to speak through the loudspeakers.
Next thing I know, there's three more patrol cars after me and they literally trap me into a box and force me to slow down. Mind you, I did not break any laws to begin with, so I know I'm in the right. We finally stop, and one of the officers pulls out his gun and threatens me.
"Step out of the vehicle with your hands where I can see them"
I had to obey at this point, but I'm fully aware this is an unfair witch hunt and I know I'm one hundred percent innocent. They handcuff me, completely illegally and tell me that I've resisted arrest and that I was not compliant with their orders.
I'm in full indignation mode at this point. "How can I be guilty of not obeying an order, when I had done nothing wrong to begin with, and you trying to pull me over was a complete Witch Hunt?
The officer gets all upset, and tells me I don't understand the law, but I tell the officer he's a corrupt deep state police officer who obviously does not understand the constitution. I have right, I did not commit any crimes to begin with, so I can't resist arrest for a crime that I didn't commit.
As you can imagine, this is going to work out perfectly... I'm super smart.
MenO
