I absolutely love word salads. Not because they make sense, most of the time they don't, but for some reason they are the most entertaining thing I can attempt to read. There is a man who recently became quite famous for using his amazing word salad skills to debate Jordan Peterson, but unlike Jordan, Professor Michael Dyson was not saying much at all, it sounded impressive, but it had absolutely no substance.
The way I heard of this debate was through Professor Gad Saad's youtube channel. He decided in a way that is very much his style to ask his followers to play a game with him. The idea was to attempt to outwordsalad Professor Dyson himself, picking a letter from the alphabet, and attempting to make most of the words of the nonsensical phrase start with it. To the challenge, you also had to add the same words that Mr. Dyson kept on using throughout the whole debate.
I wonder if I can do it too, if I can do a whole post with the most inane ridiculous over the top superfluous nonsense that erodes all senses of primordial cognition, leaving the reader stuck in a pavlovian mephistophelian intellectual breakdown.