Garth Hemingway suspected something was a little off when his intelligent auntie tried to scrub him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly helpful wizard, Matthew Pigeon, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Matthew proved to be admirable and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with cooking. Garth soon learnt that Matthew had taken an oath never to shoot a human being.
When Garth's intelligent auntie is injured in a flying accident, Garth realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Matthew'ssharp fangs and sharp teeth, Garth finds himself falling for the wizard. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.
One night, a elf appears before Garth and warns him of a darkness within Matthew. The elf gives Garth the giant candlestick - the only weapon that can defeat a helpful wizard.
Will Garth find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly frightened? (Hint: yes!)
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