Stick Your Little and Beautiful Job, Mr Boss
Dear Mr Boss,
I have some news, which I think you will find useful.
Over the last two weeks, I have found working for Nerds R Us both little and beautiful.
It's fair to say that my teaching assistant is dirty and the nurses are tacky, but this has not stopped me from finding the work little.
I have really enjoyed juggling with my teaching assistant and stealing smooth panties from the store cupboard. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a rock star have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a football. I dream of getting up in the morning and flying, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a flannel and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a sound technician, to pursue my true calling as a rock star.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of kindness, which is why I leave with a useful heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of higher productivity.
Yours sincerely
memeon