Thank you for the nomination to put in an entry to the tale of two pizza's contest I'll try to carry on with the story line and see what we can muster up. Hold on because we're in for a bit of a ride!
Sensai! Sensai! Sensai! Yes young one how may I be of assistance to you today claimed the Sensai to his trainee. He'd just been informed that three of their operatives had been taken hostage in an attempt to unlock the secret of the Ninja pizza's. A secret cult that had been born into a world of blended culture and apocalypse. Where the only way they learned to survive was to create the world's best pizza's.
The only way these pizza travel is under secure guard a convey of highly trained and highly skilled pizza chefs and their body guards. The news sent a shiver as the Sensai asked the junior if they fell for the decoy, which was a piece of dough filled with pineapple because everyone knows pineapple doesn't go on paper.
The Sensai ordered one of his best Pizza Ninjas in to rescue his operatives as he flew into a fit of rage learning it was the pepperoni pizza that was taken.
As the Sensai and the Junior Pizza Ninja watched from the outside they could hear rambling and screaming coming from the abandoned building. It was there that they would send in their deadly pizza warrior. As they plotted their attack they knew they were against the clock because the longer they waited they knew the hot humid weather in that damp and dusty condemned building would not provide a beautifully tasteful cold pizza but a soggy and sweaty gunk.
It didn't take long for the warrior pizza Ninja to sneak in and find the room that the operatives and the pizza were in. "Lets start with your name." Stated one of the pizza oppressors and the pizza Ninja warrior began to line up his target as he looked along the room he noticed the others weren't moving and didn't know if they were still alive.
The pizza wasn't in sight but he knew if he could take out this pizza oppressor and free the captive he'd be able to find out where the pizza was. He made his move and lunged from the top of the building with a razor sharp pizza slicer that would cut through the hardest crust even cheese filled that provided resistance.
dak dak dak It was right at that moment that another pizza oppressor entered the room laying eyes on the pizza warrior Ninja as his blade was extended out aimed at Racheals head. He lifted his rifle and unloaded a clip into the flying pizza warrior Ninja dropping him dead. Rachel turned and in that moment, she knew they had stumbled across something more important than just a pepperoni pizza.
A wild howl was heard from the outside that echoed through the derelict building, so chilling was this call Rachel turned to her fellow pizza oppressor with wide eyes and said "I think we've torn the fabric of Space Pizza continuum and created a new reality.
