Three years and Saturday beers!! Hurrah!
That's right, I got my notification that I had been on the Steemit chain gang for three whole years today. If you had told me such a thing yesterday I would have laughed and said you were a madman but today, I have been proved the madman!
It would seem wrong not to celebrate with a beer or two on my anniversary, eh?
I hope one thing doesn't lead to another and I end up rolling around on the carpet cavorting with myself naked.
Again..
Let's move on and get to the beers!
If I had known before today of my anniversary I might have got a couple of expensive mad things. Instead, we will have to settle with plain mad things! Bear claws and mad baws. Or Juicy Campbells or something.
So to start...
Who could forget Bruce Campbell with his boomstick and a chainsaw instead of an arm fighting the armies of darkness?
Who knows, after a couple of these, maybe that will be me!
Hmm, the picture seems all grainy and shit. That could of course be the beer. It's quite clear and yellow. Doesn't look like a juicy NEIPA?
Let's drink and see.
Fock!? Did I say it tastes like a poor lady's shoe!? Make that a poor lady's cheap plastic shoe.
This has nothing, it had a cheap bitterness to it. No body, no nothing.
Damn - 2/10 booms for you!!
Next!!
Oak aged, that always gets my juices flowing a bit. This looks great and is all wrapped in paper. I can't wait to see what it's like.
I don't know what Bretted Oak is right enough but surely it has to be good?
Damn man, my pictures are shit tonight. Here's hoping it's not an omen?
It looks ok, maybe better than the last one. Just.
Let's taste the wee bugger then.
It's odd, floral and lemony with a hint of smoke. Like when your gran used to kiss you. Before she died.
I don't know what to say. I think I liked it but then a taste of flowers and strange exotic citrus fruits I have never tasted before would explode in my mouth.
I will say 6/10 booms... I think.
Bloody hell. What a weird week and by weird I mean shit. I'm off to eat a pot noodle and drink some Brooklyn beers and Estrella to cheer myself up!!
Cheers!!