I find myself in the deepest dark of a Scottish winter. Looking about me I realise I need something. Something to keep me warm in this icy land...
HEAT... I NEED HEAT!
And what better heat than the spicy devilry found in a chilli beer!! Dat's right sister-brother-men, we be talking chilli beers!!!
What better way to heat up yer tumshi on a cold and frosty morning!
RANDOM NAME THAT TUNE... NOW!
I am excited. For a start, I ain't drinking Imperial stouts this week. That's good news. I was getting tired of the tar shits. Shhh, don't tell.
This week we have two chilli beers. A dark one promising habanero joy, one of my favourite chillis and the other an unspecified chilli but with mango and guava and all that jazz.
As I said before, it's winter. Let's not mess about, it's freezing!!
The Werewolf is the spicy version of the Wolf beer that this Brewery makes. So called after the Wolf of Badennoch which was infamous for asking young women out to dinner and not paying its share.
Intriguing. Brewed with habaneros, even more so. I can't bloody wait. This is an old style beer. Brewed to an ancient recipe. I like old things. Even old women.
Gimme!!
What in the blazes!?!
I am no stranger to pouring a beer but this is frothing up worse than a vagina full of alkaseltzers!?
Let's try that again.
Second time lucky. The old wet the glass trick worked a treat.
Well. It looks the bomb. But is it going to explode with goodness or fizzle into nothing?
By Zeus's left Jeffrey, this stuff is amazing! It's frothy, malty and caramely but more than any of that...
IT'S HOT AS FUCK!!
Seriously spicy. It burns almost straight away and the fruity habanero is powerful strong. Fan-bloody-tastic!! Awesome 8.5/10 booms!!
Top donk. The next one has a tricky act to follow.
Void Vision. What a curious name? I must say, this one has me going for two reasons. One, it's from my favourite brewery and two it's got chillies in it!
And guava. What is a guava, have any of you ever eaten one. Like. For real? Let me know!
Look at that!!! I wish the lighting in the house would do it justice. It literally is like the sun in a glass. Bold hazy yellow orange. I am badly tempted to dip my penis in it. What do you mean, why? Does there always have to be a why?
It looks delightful.
Let's get stuck in.
I'm in love. Not an uncommon happening, true but man alive, this stuff is fantastic!! It is punchy of mango and I think I can get some papaya evening out the tart mango juice. It's sweet but also sour, slightly salty even. Then the chilli is like a cheeky tingle of joy!!
Awesome, 10/10 booms! It's got it all, amazing flavour, tingly heat and general Tiger blood sexiness!! Get in!!!
Cheers everyone, have a good weekend!!