It was a sight to behold. I mean, I dont mind a wee bit of potato salad on the side of a thing but its not really main material is it! :OD

He is guzzling creatine and protein, still as chunky as ever but loves walking around rhre office shaking his big plastic drinks bottle full of the latest powdered milky muck! I dont think I will ever

I bet it did, there isnt much you caan do to dress up a kebab at the mest of times but if its soup, even less so!🤣

Hola Milady!! I am quite fond of pork myself, it takes spices really well! I do like to chill at lunchtime and just read or stare off into the distance plotting. How dare he interrupt! 😃

The idea of letting that Godzilla of bacon into my house terrifies me! 🤣🤣

I thought it outrageous he asked! The cheeky mare that he is. It really looked like the plainest of calorie-laden affairs that he had. I presume it was home made. Just think, if he stuck chicken and spices

I am not a fan of Lamb of God but I love to shoe in the odd metal reference in my titles, band names or partial lyrics. There is so much scope! Huel, now in handy cans in every fridge aisle! 😃😃

I think his diet is truly a horrifying thing to behold, Which is reflected in his ever increasing waistline as time goes on! 😃

Alas he is one of those buffoons that thinks they genuinely know it all and are not open in the slightest to any contrary opinions!

He certainly is a jolly fat one! Well, maybe not so jolly! I am always amazed at his eating habits. He claims to eat hardly naything and eat really healthily and whenever I see him he is eating millions

Yeah man, it's like a cardinal sin to ask! I swear to god, it was like a vat of mayo that he had in front of him. My first thought was, kebab soup!? Yech, then a moment later I was thing, I bet that would

That looks right lovely. I wouldn't mind a wee holiday in Thailand somewhere roundabouts here

You too mate! Even after a fork. Most casual users don't care 😃

I start will clean it fake anythings these days, you just end up spending more when the proverbial balls drop out!

Yeah the jeans have maintained their popularity. I remember being dead jealous that I couldn't afford them when I was a spotty teen, lol

God man, that Stiltskin track takes me back. And spaceman, I never realised both of these were Levi's adverts. I fucking hate Nick Kamen!

Aw. I'm always sorry to see a witness go. Tbh most people don't look at the witnesses page that much to see things like whether people have updated to the latest version. I know I don't!

That has so many paralells with just about every nnight out I go on that has a dinner involved. The drinks always cost more than the food and some fucker always skips paying and there is a drama over money.

That's horrifying. I mean the chairs are utterly stacked against you when they numbers are that high. It gives the employees the power as well to not pay as well. The whole world is getting fucked'er

Ouch, that's shit mate. It seems that as we get older all the shit stuff just fucking intensifies