Dear meow dairy,
Good morning. I was sleeping like a baby, still in bed. Trying to find straight to live another day. Last night I put my beauty makeup on my nose.
I have a busy night, I was driving thru the city, police stopped me. Can you imagine that? Me neither.
Humans are so stupid, but police?! Omg, they ask me for licence and registration. Who the hell is he to ask me something like that? I'm a cat for God sake!
After me being adorable, they let my humans go. So I continue driving.. It was an amazing night for need for speed.
After that, I help humans resolve some technical problems they have.
They are not happy about that. I think is because I pee on their PC graphic card, and even they manage to save that stupid card, and I don't understand why they are nervous, everything is working again? Stupid humans.
Anyway, I found suspicion stuff around the house.
Humans call this thing Pi. Maybe they want me to pee on that?
They just can't make up their mind!
Humans.
Soon.