Dear meow dairy,
I was really lonely this afternoon around 4PM, so I decide to make a trip to the kitchen. I found NO food. Humans must suffer.
I will find most irritable thing to play with.
Oh, my.. a pinecone.
That will make them crazy.. and then they will put on my favourite spot!
This is my favourite spot. I can watch birds and maybe try to teach humans how to hunt.
What the F*** was that?!
Humann slavee!
This bird is trying to eat me! HELP!
Human: I think our cat is turning into a dog.