YOUR BANK

• Keeps your private keys(figuratively)
• Uses fractional reserve lending and holds only a fraction of the wealth represented in their accounts(GOX'd)
• Controls how much money you can withdraw at a time, auto reports you to the FEDs
• Finances Terror across the globe, Launders money for the worst of humanity
• Exclusively transacts in hyper-inflated monopoly money

STEEMIT

• Let's you control your private keys (literally)
• Can not use fractional reserve to screw you
• Does not control how much money you move at any given time
• Does not auto report you to the FEDs
• Finances STEEMIANs across the globe, Terrorizes mostly just CEO's of Twitter, Facebook and Reddit by taking their customer base.
• Can be anonymous or used in a completely KYC/AML compliant way the choice is yours.
• Exclusively Transacts in Deflationary (figuratively, then literally) crypto-currency called STEEM