The landscape here (Hathersage, in the Peak District) looks like a set of a fantasy movie.
Orcs should be coming down that hill anytime now. Better get my axe ready since it will be time for some random axe of kindness. I am an axe-pert at that. Just axe anybody about it axe-cept my axes. They will tell you axe-actly the opposite. :D
Anybody got more axe puns?