Never lose that slippery prick again. With modern problems comes moderns solutions. Just like the wef makes the grand Turd swallow everything they say, all we do it make him swallow rope and tie it to the post in the center of town. Problem solved TurdDuu-on-a-Rope. Never lose that slippery price again.
No more having to bend over and to chase the Prime Mistake around the country when he flees from the job site. Just tie the Rope coming from both ends of this shill of a human in a nice big loop, and there you have it, the Prime Mistake saver, keeper in once place solution for having him around. .. You can hitch him to a post, or tie him to a Truck #Honk.
That is all the came out today...so a bonus is below.
