So Ole died, and his wife Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena what she would like to say about Ole. Lena said: "You just put Ole died."
Perplexed, the man said "That's it? There must be something more you'd like to say about Ole. You lived together fifty years, you have children and grandchildren. Besides, if it's money you're worried about, you should know that the first five words are free".
"Okay," Lena said." Put down, Ole died. Boat for sale."
Source: This joke is copied from the book Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar... by Thomas Cathcard & Daniel Klein. It introduces the reader to philosophical concepts by using jokes as many really good jokes violate the logic or beliefs. I can highly recommend it.
Another one? OK.
"These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others" - Groucho Marx
(apologies for misusing the cryptocurrency tag; I thought you guys might appreciate a good laugh in the midst of the prolonged bear market)
