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@marc99
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My friends and I love joking, here are some of our jokes!
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2017-08-22 07:24
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chess match #1
[Event "Live Chess"] [Site "Chess.com"] [Date "2018.08.29"] [White "ptivoleur"] [Black "marki69"] [WhiteElo "1193"] [BlackElo "1229"]
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Chess match #1
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Bc5 4.c3 Nf6 5.d4 exd4 6.cxd4 Bb6 7.e5 Na5 8.Bxf7+ Kxf7 9.exf6 Qxf6 10.O-O d5 11.Nc3 Bg4 12.Nxd5 Qg6 13.Re1 Bxd4 14.Qe2 Rhe8 15.Qd2 Bxf3 16.g3 Bxd5 17.Qxa5 Qh5 18.Qxc7+ Kg8 19.Rxe8+
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MinnowSmith - Earn Steem Dollars In Your Browser And Help The Minnows
Good Afternoon Steemians, I'm MinnowSmith, a new way to earn Steem Dollars right in your browser. I already see your questionmark: "How is it possible to mine steem dollars?". Good Question!
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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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How long is a Chinese name.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
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phishing
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WARNING: DON'T INSTALL THIS STEEMIT APP FOR ANDROID!
It seems that I'm currently attracting Scammers - but I'll take it as long as I can protect my fellow Steemains. So I've received the following transfer-message from @marvels in which I was getting told
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Why to continue on Steemit? ? ?
Question originally asked on Musing.io - Click here to see other answersBecause one dollar earned today will be worth 50 in a few years!
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fundition
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marc99 reblogged
Fundition Update #1 - Love is in the air
Dear community, We have received much valued feedback and many suggestions since the initial launch of Fundition, the first decentralized crowdfunding and collaboration platform. Interest from our fellow
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
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When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.
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