Twenty or so van drivers jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his forehead,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more van drivers jumping on the bed!"
You go to fetch one van and be a driver for a while,
You say "mama, don't worry, next week they'll all be fine."
Twenty or so minus one van drivers jumping on the bed,
Another one fell off and bumped his forehead,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more van drivers jumping on the bed!"
Here's it's 03:00 AM and you go fetch another van,
"This shall be the last such week, don't worry, mom!"
"Why don't you hire a van driver, do you have to drive a van?"
"Well, I had one spare already and I hired one..."
But listen to this...
Twenty or so minus one van drivers jumping on the bed,
Two more fell off and bumped their foreheads,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more van drivers jumping on the bed!"
At least I got to see new lands, and ice, and rain, and people.
You see a southern route above, today I'm going north.
I'd love to shoot a bit again, but in the dark I must be gaining ground.
Instead of starting early, here I am, writing it all down.
I still got seven minutes and advance.
And...
Twenty or so minus four van drivers jumping on the bed,
Two of them have felt that they have healed their foreheads.
But their trainer is now busy and so am I,
So, "no more van drivers jumping on the bed!"
