In honor of Christmas -- the most over commercialized and materialistic holiday of them all.., one filled with over-spending, over-eating.., too much stress, too much pressure, too much drinking and driving.., over-bearing families, crappy music and ugly sweaters.., I whipped-up a special holiday diddy for the Steemit community. Don't get me wrong, it's all in fun -- I like Christmas just as much as the next guy -- it can just be a little much!
In order to fully appreciate this heart-felt little diddy, you have to sing-it to the tune of the ever-beloved and much over-played Christmas song -- Silver Bells… Merry, Merry!!!
Screw It All...
Too much shopping, always rushing
coping with all the stress
and the sense that
you're never doing enough
dreadful family, drunken cousins
that you don't want to see
flying in from the boonies
and that ugly damn tree
screw it all, screw it all
its all just bullshit anyway
drink-a-lot, drink-a-lot
please make it all go away
all that money, that you wasted
buying crap for them all
in return they show up with
some cheap alcohol
phony smiles, shitty music
and that stupid reindeer
when all that you want is
more football and beer
screw it all, screw it all
its all just bullshit anyway
drink-a-lot, drink-a-lot
please make it all go away
corny movies, ugly sweaters
that just always appear
pretending we're happy
and all that fake cheer
pre-made eggnog, stale cookies
and that nasty fruitcake
the thought of it all
makes you quiver and shake
screw it all, screw it all
its something we should all fear
drink-a-lot, drink-a-lot
can't we just skip it this year!
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