Father's Day with @lordvader

I just got back from my trip to the Death Star to see my dad for Father's Day. It was a rough trip but we made a lot of progress!

It started off fine. I flew across the galaxy to meet dad at the Death Star (the name is a bit over the top, but that's how @lordvader rolls). We met up and he took me to meet his boss.

His boss, Emperor Palpatine, said "Is this the one you're always calling 'a disappointment'?"

A disappointment? I'm practically almost a Jedi Knight!

@lordvader tried to assure me he was talking about some other child he fathered by "accident".

I was not having it! I called him a "wookie's bunghole", and a "nerf herder". He was so mad, he drew his saber!

That's when things really got out of hand. His boss got really into it and just kept saying "Yes, yes!"

I think @lordvader got hurt in the kerfuffle, so I went to help him up.

That's when his helmet fell off! So awkward!

Needless to say, this was not the best family vacation I've ever been on (it will never beat the trip where Chewbacca and I found the Twi'lek orgy). But it was nice to spend some quality time with my dad.

Happy Father's Day @lordvader!