Chump
There was this little president called Trump,
Who brought his country into a serious slump.
So he made up a silly excuse for a war
That sucked up all the taxpayers' dollar.
And declared, "Ain't I a fine piece of Chump???"
The Playboy
There was this old horny dude call Hefner,
Whose affection for nubile girls gave him a boner.
So he fooled around and married his 69th bride,
Which made heart stopped and then he croaked and died,
Which made all the doctors in the world to declare he's a goner!