Secretary Complaining With Friend About Her Boss: He Is So Crazy About Sex He Tells Me To Do Laptop & Then Desktop Position Followed By Spreadsheet Format He Tells Me To Convert His Soft Disc Into

Tea is an evil substance! Tea is much more dangerous than beer. Please avoid drinking tea. I discovered this last night, i had drunk 14 beers and up ntil 3:00 am at the pub while my wife was just drinking

Neighbours will always see the lady you brought home at night, but they will not see the robber who broke into your house even if it occured during the day.....Interesting

Someone wrote on Facebook .... My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant A friend commented on his status , "IT seems, he cannot take anything out of time"

A Parrot swallows a viagra tablet His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when the owner open the freezer he finds the parrot sweating. How come you are sweating? The parrot replies

Joe wanted to buy a Harley Motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with A ' For Sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.

Joe wanted to buy a Harley Motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with A ' For Sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.

Doctor Lewis had a sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just could not. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every

A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom......The husband said to the wife "Satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong" .... I love

Steemians, This is Nepal, the most beautiful place on earth where Mount Everest, the highest peak of the world resides. Gautam Buddha was born in Nepal too. Great place to visit and enjoy your life ( (

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted to her vaginal lips reduced in size because they had become too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be

A couple was roaming around the mall and they see a hot girl Wife: So big, are not they? Husband : Yes Wife: Are they artificial? Husband: I think they are natural Wife: Ear Rings are Natural ????? WTF

Wife buys 12 underwear of same colors for hubby Hubby: Why same color sweetheart. People will think, I never change my underwear Wife: Which People? Total Silence in the room

Husband gets love bite on neck from his lover.... goes home worried Allows pet dog to jump on him and shoutouts. He bit my neck Then wife came back from the kitchen, removes her bra " See what he

A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening. I am feeling so lonely and horny, that i cannot stand it. "She said" I want ot go out, get drunk,

During the routine medical check up, Paddy asked the doctor " Do you think that I'll live a long and healthy life?'' I doubt it, said the doctor "Mercury is in Uranus right now" Paddy said.;

Those who had coins, enjoyed in the rain. Those who had notes were busy looking for the shelter Men and God both met somewhere in the earth. Both exclaimed "My CREATOR" The guy asked the poor

Men's Pearls of Wisdom:- When i was born, i was given a choice - A big d*** or a good memory. I don't remember what i choose My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory A wife is