Can't Go Out

_{See, even cicadas are bored. These one is an elderly but he can't go out.
He doesn't even have a face mask. How 'bout the mating season?}

_{So shiny. There were a number of times that I stopped my urges to poke that armor.
Don't worry, in the end I release him outside. Freedom!
But I told him I wouldn't pay the fine if he was caught. Happy mating. :)}

_{I don't really like threesomes. It's messy and most of the time very noisy.
Don't give your neighbors entertainment my dudes!
Of course, I'm talking about these ants.}

_{Sometimes you need to do it alone.
Threesomes, Twosomes they are sometimes very chaotic.
You can find inner peace within yourself. You should thank your dominant hand...
Mr. Ant}

_{I don't really like spiders. They are too cunning.
If you have these guys as co-workers there would always be comparisons.
Well, they can flip more patties at McDonalds.}

_{Do not be sad that you're a late bloomer.
Most of the time you'll be the last one to fall.
Always let your friend try the mentos-coke experiment first.}

_{Let it out. Let it out.
It's difficult to have a baby during a pandemic.
Sperm Explosion.}

_{I'm ending this one with the most normal flower in my backyard.}

_{It's the patola flower. Not the violet one.}