Exchanges piling up, volume holding strong // How do we reach Coinbase?

The interest has been really high for HIVE lately. Its hard to even count how many exchanges we managed to bank from the hype that ensued.
Some of the biggest in the game, even though, rumor has it, some might be slightly shady with the wash trading practices.
But to hell with it... Let them pump up our volume a bit.
We have been naively legit with everything on Steem for years with even being foolish enough to expose our own shortcomings while everyone else hyped their magnitudes inferior tokens. That didnt get us far.
It took a conman in Justin Sun to get us the attention we deserve.

Hotbit is the most recent big exchange that listed us as well as a few i wasnt familiar with like MXC, BHEX and Wazir...
All that gives us around 50mil in daily volume atm.

If im being honest, as much as i love the attention the 11-12 USDT and USD pairs we have get us, id have really liked it if we were able to spread the listings over a larger period of time to capitalize on each pump. even though i understand the interest would have been lower from the exchange side in that case.

Now that we instead are on this "blitz" path im really interested if there is any way to attract the attention of COINBASE.
It will probably be a much longer process then getting a listing on these other exchanges but we should probably start now that the eyes are still on us.
Those folks that have been longer in the "crypto game" then me might know, even if its just observational, what criteria Coinbase has for its listings. (and i dont mean their generic FAQ answers)

Is it arbitrary? Does one of their executives have to be invested in the token? Do we need to familiarize them with HIVE? Would approaching them and sharing, lets say 100k HIVE from the DAO for their EARN program where folks learn about HIVE help us out? (maybe)
Tweeting at them doesnt really work.

I think we need to be more aggressive in this case if we want something that is uniquely reserved for the few.

HYPE works. Lets try and maintain it as long as we can.