This is hilarious🤣

I particularly loved this one!

I'm on hoard: There is a closet in your hose where you have stashed things that you might need some day. Maybe if there's an apocalypse or less likely if the queen comes to visit.

Fun Fact! I literally pray for things I don't want in the house, to break or fail, or even disappear lol, so I can reduce the clutter. I suspect, however, that my prayers have been too fervent... and interpretation somewhat misunderstood... as I have little to no cutlery left in my kitchen drawers and a mug or bowl gets broken every week 👀😮. I do have a few tea sets I have kept for which I have no personal use... they are purely being kept for if the queen does visit one day... a long journey for a woman in her 90's I hesitate to add OR if Zombies one day inhabit the Earth - at least I'll have something to throw at them! It may buy me a little time! 😝