So today daddy assembled my high chair, even though I'm not quite ready for solid food yet. This will be the first time I sit by myself in any chair whatsoever! Hours of entertainment, they probably think.
Nah. They would be wrong. I thought about it for about 58 seconds and then screamed at the top of my lungs. That's just how I roll! But to be fair, that was a pretty good run. Generally I only like things for 30 seconds or less. So the high chair has promise!
Above, you can see me just about to lose my mind. How could they just leave me in this thing for a full minute?!? In the famous words of Fresh Prince, parents just don't understand.
