what were you thinking when you gave the man marooned on a desert island
Remember the state leader who wished to be worshipped by everyone
The woman who wished for eternal beauty?

All fake news, dear fairy. I wasn't even there but floating in the ocean inside the bottle.

Like the one about the unfortunate man who wished he had a long ahem

Okay, that was just an unfortunate misunderstanding. How was I supposed to know he was talking about his rooster? ;)