Attention citizens,
There are many rumours about the origin and nature of the solar eclipse. Certain men and women of the quill describe the eclipse as a natural occurrence, but I am here to set the record straight. Since time immemorial, we have known that the fault of this evil omen is witchy women. Don't fall for their trickery and lies about planets moving through the ether. It is witches doing the devil's work!
"You are mad!" the skeptics insist.
That may be so, but my methods are infallible. I have by means I best keep private, lest dangerous secrets fall in the wrong eyes, procured evidence of said witches, or rather Moon Sorceresses, as they call themselves. I have attached their likeness to this board.
It is by means arcane and wicked, these devilish women perform their work of blotting out the sun, and we ought to put a stop to it. So, I am calling upon all male citizens of Fair Marshlands to join us on a hunt this weekend upon the witching hour. We shall seek them out and mete out some righteous justice.
Please bring your own torches and pitchforks because most of them went missing last time.
Concerned Citizen and member of the Anti-Witch Consortium,
Hendrich The Proud
"Oh, hey little aliens! Checking out the cool ladies, huh? I gotcha! 馃槣 Well, catch ya later!"
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