A Fantasy Novel
by Random Writer
In a pit there lived a fat, ginger alien named Georgina Randall. Not a wild fluffy, charming pit, filled with glasses and a pretty smell, nor yet a moist, sizzling, scrawny pit with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an alien-pit, and that means shelter.
One day, after a troubling visit from the wizard Laura Khan, Georgina leaves her pit and sets out in search of three damp eyebrows. A quest undertaken in the company of ghosts, pixies and skinny teens.
In the search for the wizard-guarded eyebrows, Georgina Randall surprises even herself with her braveness and skill as a swordsman.
During her travels, Georgina rescues a rock, an heirloom belonging to Laura. But when Laura refuses to try cooking, their friendship is over.
However, Laura is wounded at the Battle of Five Armies and the two reconcile just before Georgina engages in some serious cooking.
Georgina accepts one of the three damp eyebrows and returns home to her pit a very wealthy alien.
