A Paranormal Romance
by John Doe
Katy Johnson suspected something was a little off when her brave nan tried to kiss her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly snooty pixie, Kimberly Plumb, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Kimberly proved to be intuitive and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with talking. Katy soon learnt that Kimberly had taken an oath never to punch a human being.
When Katy's brave nan is injured in a golfing accident, Katy realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Kimberly's whopping ears and foul odour, Katy finds herself falling for the pixie. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects her.
One night, a god appears before Katy and warns her of a darkness within Kimberly. The god gives Katy the ribbed pistol - the only weapon that can defeat a snooty pixie.
Will Katy find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly hot?
