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The Wizard of Ass
@lilly-ass
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2018-05-10 13:36
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jokes
2018-05-30 10:23
How many blonds....
Question: How long does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Depends whether or not anyone has an idea (ping light bulb) . Question: Whats 1 and 1. Answer: Could be 6 of one or half a dozen of another
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chicken
2018-05-21 16:04
The egg comes next
The egg came after the rooster did, but did the hen come?
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adam
2018-05-20 16:31
My Magnificent Imagination
Adam is busy walking and singing in the garden with God. Meanwhile elsewhere in the garden. The infamous serpent slithers over to Eve and says:”Beautiful, do you hear Adam and God”. “Yes”, Ever replies;
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health
2018-05-19 22:09
The pesky apple
An apple a day, keeps the dentist away.
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zxcvbnm
2018-05-12 17:05
The Natorious Chicken and the Egg
The Wonderful Wizards of the orient submit for peer review: The fucking hen and the rooster
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lilly-ass
2018-05-10 14:10
Gwyneth Paltrow
Clean slate, because gonna be dirty. best steem my mouth out before so God can work in his usual magnificent manner.
