<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 22:23:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[How many blonds....]]></title><description><![CDATA[Question: How long does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Depends whether or not anyone has an idea (ping light bulb) . Question: Whats 1 and 1. Answer: Could be 6 of one or half a dozen of another]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/how-many-blonds</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/how-many-blonds</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lilly-ass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2018 10:23:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The egg comes next]]></title><description><![CDATA[The egg came after the rooster did, but did the hen come?]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/the-egg-comes-next</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/the-egg-comes-next</guid><category><![CDATA[chicken]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lilly-ass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2018 16:04:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinqCDNdEYtwXsrjBsLvRGkEXnRGbkmQgQsUmH8DEKEMkiJ7hQJf5zPE6PGt96aCv2cw5g8bxSn4u2PrGbFmEUv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Magnificent Imagination]]></title><description><![CDATA[Adam is busy walking and singing in the garden with God. Meanwhile elsewhere in the garden. The infamous serpent slithers over to Eve and says:”Beautiful, do you hear Adam and God”. “Yes”, Ever replies;]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/my-magnificent-imagination</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/my-magnificent-imagination</guid><category><![CDATA[adam]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lilly-ass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2018 16:31:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The pesky apple]]></title><description><![CDATA[An apple a day, keeps the dentist away.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/the-pesky-apple</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/the-pesky-apple</guid><category><![CDATA[health]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lilly-ass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2018 22:09:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Natorious Chicken and the Egg]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Wonderful Wizards of the orient submit for peer review: The fucking hen and the rooster]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/the-natorious-chicken-and-the-egg</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/the-natorious-chicken-and-the-egg</guid><category><![CDATA[zxcvbnm]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lilly-ass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2018 17:05:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow]]></title><description><![CDATA[Clean slate, because gonna be dirty. best steem my mouth out before so God can work in his usual magnificent manner.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/gwyneth-paltrow</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lilly-ass/gwyneth-paltrow</guid><category><![CDATA[lilly-ass]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lilly-ass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 14:10:39 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>