- Christianity -
The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie,
who is in his dad and whose dad is in him,
whose dad has a mother, but no father,
and the dad´s mother is also the son´s mother,
(and occasionally there is also a ghost involved)
so the belief that the son,
who was delivered by a virgin,
but unfortunately died on a cross,
because the daddy in him wanted it that way,
can arrange for you to live eternally,
(provided a small amount of water was dropped,
on your forehead when you were a baby,
otherwise you´ll burn eternally)
if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood,
and tell him telepathically that you accept him as your master,
so that he can liberate your soul from some evil devil power,
which exists among humans, because a woman,
made out of a rib of her husband,
who himself was made out of clay and divine breath,
was seduced by a walking-talking snake into eating some apple from some magic tree,
although the father-son-entity had explicitly told her not to eat them apples.
And suddenly the Scientology Kool-Aid doesn´t sound so whacky anymore. 😎
More Kool-Aid
Meanwhile, not far from Golgatha
And suddenly the devil becomes real
Thank God there is no fatwa in Christianity,
just exorcism, inquisition and the burning of the herbally inclined.
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