Two elderly women meet and immediately start bitching about their misfit adult sons. "Mine has started to meditate now", says one, rolling her eyes. "Well at least he´s not sitting around

If you want to know what pain is, do a 10 day vipassana meditation course, like I did in 92 in Ladakh. Never meditated before in my life and started with a course where we sat for 11 hours a day. 😎

My last stay there was in 2013, time flies

"The wise use neither Twitter nor Facebook." Bhagavad Gita 2, 5

In times like this I take refuge in the wisdom of the great American philosopher Dr House: "Everybody lies!"

Thousands are dying in Ukraine but Hollywood manages to steal the show with one black guy slapping another black guy.

My worst trip ever was from Phuket to Phi Phi in ´93 in a big speedboat ferry with a bunch of Koreans. The sea was quite rough and the boat was hitting the waves and them Koreans, they must have had lunch

My favorite: The Outlaw Josey Wales Ten Bears: "It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues."

What´s ten miles long and got an IQ of ten? St Patrick´s Day Parade! 😘

Can´t go wrong with this one:

Better to post something superficial, which is true and your own experience, than something which might appear very deep and meaningful, but is based on other people´s experience or framing and might not

"If you want to make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs." One of my alltime favorite philosophical wisdoms.

As I tune into the akasha field, diagnosing you from afar, I realise that you are a pitta personality, trapped in a kapha body. You´re transdosha! 😘

For many years, during my time in the ashram in Germany, I ate only twice a day, lunch at 11 a.m. and dinner at 6 p.m., so breakfast is not really necessary, but at 11 a.m. I was really hungry (which is

Yeehaw! It really is expensive (for India)! But I hope it´s all worth it and helps you truly. Enjoy!

So you´re doing a real panchakarma? I once did one for ten days in Rishikesh, great stuff, all them oil treatments and sweating and shirodhara. I now know what Indian roulette is: One day they gave me

"I´ve been lookin´ for freedom, so I got the jab, but they didn´t gimme freedom, this is really crap." David Schlamasselhoff

My favorite success quote is (translated from the German quote): I became famous over night, after practising for twenty years.