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Table of the World Association of Males (AMM)
How to identify a Gay:
SPORTS
-Football, wrestling, boxing, basket:
Verified male
-Golf, tennis, polo:
Slight trend
-Aerobic, spinning, jogging and cycling:
Gay
-Ice skating:
Deep crazy
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FOODS
-steak, viscera, ceviches, all with a lot of chili:
Rambo
-Parrillada, red meats, fried foods:
Male
-Pack with the grill and salads:
Rare healthy
-Sandwich integral and without sauces (not to get fat):
Pato declared
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DRINKS
-Pisc, rum, vodka, whiskey:
Male, manly, masculine
-Wine, beer, gin:
Man
-Cucktails with fruit juice:
Rarito
-Drinks without alcohol or without sugar:
The canoe gets wet
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HYGIENE
-Ducha fast, with detergent or soap to wash clothes or whatever you find at hand; and without touching your ass:
Viking
-Ba帽o fast with soap only:
Male
-Bath complete with much care in cleaning:
Metrosexual
- Half an hour with sponge and aromatic soap:
Homosexual tendency
-Bath in tub with bubbles, mineral sales and relaxing creams:
Safe Maric贸n
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BEERS
-Well frozen and in large quantities:
Alpha male, punisher.
-Only soft, handmade, premium and imported beers:
Suspiciously Fine
-Only a beer to kill thirst:
Half fagot
-With lemon and wrapped in napkin:
Camouflaged fagot
-Without alcohol:
Rosquete potential
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GIFTS YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE
-Tools, weapons, knives, sabers:
Conan the barbarian
-Bottle whiskey, pisco or rum:
Male
-Wines, clothes:
Doubtful, you have to watch it
-Perfumes and accessories that combine with shoes:
He likes to be blown in the neck
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CREMAS
-Only toothpaste:
King Kong
-Sunscreen:
Modern man
-Crems for the body or hands:
Gay
-You can not live without moisturizer with vitamins + SPF 50
Next sex change
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PLANTS
-Do not care about the plants:
Helmet
-Some in the yard but without watering:
Man
-Plantitas next to the window or balcony:
Delicadito
-Wet and talk with the flowers:
Mariquita Susuuu
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MIRROR
-No use:
Kunta-Kinte
-Only to shave:
Male
-To test hairstyles and admire
Safe gay
-She turns around and looks at her ass:
Bitch sausage in heat
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CARS
-Patrice, Land Cruiser, any 4x4 with a lot of mud:
Caveman Captain
-Mercedes, BMW, Audi:
Smart male
-Yaris, Tico, Volkswagen:
Macho less
-Any bright convertible color:
Tragables
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SATISFACTION WITH THIS TABLE
-He laughed a lot, he shares it:
Samurai
-Something does not block him, he ignores it:
... Mmm 馃 something happens
-In total disagreement:
Crazy total, deep and unleashed