Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 6,754 steps on 6,754 lily pads on a pond full of alligators on crack cocaine. It was a perfect day. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 13,767 steps for charity and I hated every second of it. I’m never doing anything for charity ever again. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 20,174 steps back and forth over the graves of my enemies because it had been a while since I’d celebrated their horribly slow and painful deaths and today seemed

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 10,424 steps against my better judgment and I won. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day! Lenny This report was published via Actifit

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 8,785 steps away from my past and despite what people always say about not being able to run away from your past I totally ran away from mine today. So much for

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 8,075 steps back in forth in a kitchen trying to put out a grease fire. Ultimately I was successful but unfortunately not before everyone in the entire restaurant

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 15,037 steps and I’m so tired I don’t even have the energy to describe all the places I went and all the monsters I saw so I’ll just stop writing now. Well, that’s

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 10,594 steps to the moon and back. Most people don’t realize it but the moon is not very far away and also it’s made of chocolate pudding not cheese. Well, that’s

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 7,491 steps into the void and it was really dark in there. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day! Lenny This report was published via

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 5,021 steps against the grain and it was totally worth it except now I think I might be stuck in a corn maze for some reason so please send help, thanks. Well, that’s

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran a lot more than 220 steps but I forgot to take my phone with me into the wilderness and by the time I remembered that I’d forgotten it was much too late to return

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 5,005 steps and well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day! Lenny This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 4,495 steps which is not quite enough to qualify for rewards but I’m feeling lazy so instead of bothering to get my numbers up to 5,000 I’m just going to sit here

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 6,974 steps to work and then realized I had forgotten my pants so I had to run all the way back home to get my pants and then run back to work again. Thank God it’s

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 7,015 steps straight off the edge of a cliff and into thin air before I realized I wasn’t running on solid ground anymore kind of like how they do it in cartoons,

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 5,002 steps which is two steps farther than I had planned to run today which means I exceeded my own expectations and so therefore I can now treat myself to something

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 25,678 steps on a treadmill that I carried to the top of a mountain. If you’re wondering how I powered the treadmill it was with a lightning rod. There was a violent

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 22,687 steps up a mountain right into a thunderstorm. There was lightning everywhere but none of it hit me because I am faster than lightning and so I just dodged

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 8,612 steps while holding my breath. That’s right my VO2 max is through the roof because I’m a gargoyle and gargoyles are great. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 5,556 steps which is one step farther than I was planning to run because 5,555 is a number with all 5’s in it which makes it a perfect number which is why I was