Thank you for recognizing my genius. Maybe if you're not busy later you could be my fourth wife. Can I get an @originalworks

That sounds like fun, but you got to be extremely careful in Europe so you don't get taken. In prison they showed us some movies about Europe and one poor family was taken three times. Also you couldn't

Hey bud, I had to go away for awhile but I'm finally back. Day 293 on Steemit – Released from Federal Prison

Hey bud, I'm finally back on Steemit. Day 293 on Steemit – Released from Federal Prison

Hey darling, I had to go away for awhile, but I'm back. Day 293 on Steemit – Released from Federal Prison

Hey bud, I'm back after some time inside, how you been? Day 293 on Steemit – Released from Federal Prison

Hey bud, I had to do go away for awile, but I'm back. Day 293 on Steemit – Released from Federal Prison

Hey bud, I'm back on Steemit. Day 293 on Steemit – Released from Federal Prison

You look like a corn recycler! Does it taste better the second time?

I just got out of jail. Who are these Cool Kids and do they know how to vote?

Your post has me missing my cat. He got loose a few weeks ago and I haven't seen him since. He was a three legged stray that never really settled down to indoor life. The only silver lining is that I haven't

Ugh... Not yet My lazy ass wife got lockjaw from squatting on a coffee can and then had an allergic reaction to the antibiotics. She is currently comatosed in the hospital. So with all that and my recent

You mean to tell me that this is what you actually believe!!! Now it looks like the guy that invited me to Steemit, is a nut-job. WTF! "If you come to Steemit, you'll make enough money to replace

Hey bud, I just got out of the joint and I'm posting the best content you ever saw. I'll await your flags.

You gotta have a gun in my neighborhood, it's the only way to fend off crackheads and the packs of wild dogs that keep attacking people.

I tend to get hundreds of views on each post, but only 5 or 10 votes. It sucks! But it is my mission to become successful on here, regardless if the community likes it or not.

I've been getting a lot of spam from @rewardpoolrape on my posts and for some reason everyone keeps voting it.

Hey, I got out of jail yesterday and I just posted two of the finest posts you ever saw.

Will it make me more or less likely to start a fight?

Ugh... That's what I came here to do. But after reading your comment I feel self conscious about it. This sucks!