Imagine my surprise to come out of prison only to find the whole fucking Steemit community fractured in a race war. What the fuck happened? I hope I can be accepted here on Hive, but I have to be honest

Ten months ago I endured a barrage of harassment and flags over my views on @papa-pepper, but are the haters still around? No! Steemit managed to purge them and almost every other undesirable in one night

This morning I was so fucking excited for my job interview at a nice restaurant, but can an ex-con catch a break? Hell no! I even showed up a half hour early so I could buy an Egg McMuffin, but those fuckers

I was looking at seven years, but I snitched it down to nine months. I made a deal with the prosecutor to testify against my ex-wife for a reduced sentence of twelve months with time served. As soon as

As many of you know, my current wife got lockjaw from squatting over a rusty coffee can and then ended up in a coma after taking some bad antibiotics thanks to the free clinic. Why is nothing ever truly

Many of you may know how active I am in the moonshining community and I’m planning to bring my brethren to Steemit so they can get flagged and ignored too, because that’s what Steemit is, one massive troll.

Why is it so hard for the people who read my blog to actually vote for me? You can’t seem to get enough of it, but do you share the love? No! You just get jealous of my writing and think, “Fuck that guy!”

Three weeks ago I was stopped by the cops, while minding my own business, walking down the freeway. Can you believe that shit? Then those fuckers arrested me for having a warrant for not paying child support.

I haven’t been on Steemit because a few days ago my buddy came over with some of his new moonshine, and the wife can’t complain because she’s in the hospital. A few shots in, I started feeling jittery

My lazy ass wife wasn’t content watching soaps all day in bed, so she decided to go to sleep and wouldn’t wake up. I tried rubbing sun burn lotion and jock itch cream on her sores, but it didn’t help.

Yesterday my wife began taking antibiotics, but her lockjaw actually seems worse. She now has tiny sores all over her body and she looks bloated. To make matters worse she is now refusing to take her

Seriously, this jealousy has reached Biblical proportions and I was just snubbed by 271 Hodors! Is it really so hard to vote for the best writer on Steemit? No! It’s actually easier than you might think,

Just when I thought the abuse was over I began receiving money in my wallet with a list of demands. This might look harmless to the typical beggar, but I had never been on his blog because it sucks! The

Have I really sunk this low? I was just so shocked to meet a guy on chat that wasn’t threatening to flag me, that I agreed to wallow in the mud with the lepers. Not since the Navy have I sunk so low with

The powers at be are now claiming that I committed steemicide, but don’t you believe them! I am still here! These rumors are absurd and I can’t believe how far jealousy drives some people. It is as if

On what planet does a guy like @papa-pepper make more per post than me? I am twice the writer he will ever be. It’s literally been three days since I joined Steemit and this guy is taking all my hard earned

Everyone keeps telling me to beg for votes, but is that really what Steemit is all about? Is Steemit really designed to turn great writers into beggars? But why? Who would want to be surrounded by beggars?

WTF @jerrybanfield!!! I sat through that wet-brained, mumble-mouth’s entire video and that silly, son of a bitch said that I would be rich by now, it’s been 24 freakin hours!!! And now I have an idiot

-Fight Club   I was told that the first thing I post should be an #introduceyourself post, but I wanted to do something else and I can’t believe you idiots talked me into this. I could be posting anything,