Some people will never be satisfied no matter how much you try to please them and that is why we have some techniques we used to shut them up without saying a word so that they won't say we are rude.
There was this woman who usually come to where I was working some years ago and she always time herself and get there exactly when we are about to have lunch and always do as if she was in her house bossing us around, whereas she was there for the free food.
The first time I served her,she got angry and yelled at me for serving her two pieces of meat that I should go and ask those that are there before me how they serve her. I didn't get angry, I said sorry and took the soup back to the kitchen and add two more meat and this woman still complain that there was no space in the plate again and I should do something about it.
I went back to the kitchen and bring an extra plate and she even told me to pack the meat in the other plate which I did. When I was done with her, I went back to my colleague and asked them who the woman is and they told me that she was our Madam's friend and she used to come everyday at the same time and always boss them around when the madam is not around.
Okay, that's it (smirk!!) how can she be so bold to act like a boss in other people's house, she just entered my blacklist (pufff) and I know how to deal with the likes of her, let her come tomorrow and she will learn the lesson of her life 😡.
The following day she came again at the same time, I'm preparing the lunch because I was in charge of cooking for that week and I served her but instead of our the meat in the soup, I put in in a separate plate to save myself from stress and to execute my plan successful and instead of four meats, I gave her six even at that she complained that the water I gave her was too much, not like I wanted to bath she said and if look can kill you know what I mean right? hmmm. Immediately I gave her the food, I told her that I was to get something front the nearby store and left there with a devilish grin.
I gave her six meats because I knew she wouldn't be able to eat even one out of it because all the meat I gave her was hard, I specially selected it for her. When I came back to check maybe she was done, I met her wiping her eye with tissue paper and I asked her what happened but she looked at the with a deadly look and I just left her and went to the kitchen where I met my colleague who told me what happened. While she was struggling with the meat, pheewww!!! pepper entered her eyes and she have to leave all the meat without eating anything.
I couldn't hold my laughter and I laughed so hard. If you see her face, it was so hilarious and there is no way you wouldn't laugh but then again it serves her right. She deserve every bit of it and since then, she reduced her visit anytime I'm on duty and only eat what was given to her.
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