Stormy Daniels had dilated pupils.
She had sex with Trump, apparently because she thought she was going to get on "The Apprentice"
Ooops, she didn't get on "The Apprentice"
They gave her $130,000 to shut up.
She took the money.
Her pupils got more dilated.
She turned into a human anime.
Her pupils got even more dilated.
Finally, her pupils exploded.
