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@ladykiller
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The greatest pick up lines money never bought you!
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Do you want to go on a ate?
Do you want to go on a ate? Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
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Are you a mirror?
Are you a mirror? Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
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Would you f*ck a stranger?
Would you f*ck a stranger? Would you f*ck a stranger? No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is DICK
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Are you a poster?
Are you a poster? Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
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How much does a polar bear weigh?
How much does a polar bear weigh? How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
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Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket?
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
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Are you harembes enclosure?
Are you harembes enclosure? Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
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Are you a vampire?
Are you a vampire? Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
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Girl, are those space pants?
Girl, are those space pants? Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
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You know what material this is?
You know what material this is? You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
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Your place or mine?
Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
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Are you religios?
Are you religios? Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
ladykiller
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Are you a vampire?
Are you a vampire? Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
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How much does it cost to date you?
How much does it cost to date you? How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
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Damn Girl is your name Wifi?
Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
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Is your dad retarded?
Is your dad retarded? Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special!
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Is your name Daniel?
Is your name Daniel? Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
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Are you from Japan?
Are you from Japan? Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
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Are you harembes enclosure?
Are you harembes enclosure? Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
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