The wife says to the husband:
-Why do not you fix the hall light?
The husband answers:
-But I'm not an electrician!
-Why do not you fix that kitchen cabinet?
-But I'm not a carpenter!
One day the husband arrives and sees that the light and the kitchen cabinet are fixed and the husband asks her: "How have you fixed everything?"
-The new neighbor came and fixed everything.
-And did he charge you something?
-Well, he gave me a choice between making a cake or sleeping with him.
-And what did you do with the cake?
-But I'm not a baker!
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