So, I hate Facebook...off the cuff. I get a nasty taste of fishspread in the back of my throat when I think about the endless time and energy being burned whilst nothing comes from it. It sucks the living life from conversations and privacy and replaces a lonlely dog's only chew toy with a 1000 friends. So apart from being fake and invading the privacy of millions... I came to share my daily bed and bread with that awful demon called Facebook. This is because I married a lovely wife who is quite addicted to Facebook.
When you can't beat them, join them....
After 4 years of nagging about divulging the privacy of my life, I stumbled upon a Eureka moment... the moment I discovered STEEMIT! Getting paid for social media... I mean what is not to 'Like'
So planning my wife domination took some brainpower, a freshly rolled joint and an hour of travel from work. I thought, what if I could get my wife to irritate me with social media whilst earning some greenbacks in the process.
My social butterfly didn't need much convincing, and after showing her the basics I caught her on my Steem account while she was performing her wifely duties of preparing dinner... #firsttimesocialmediaguy
over and out, next time!