Hahaha, I knew you would appreciate that one. I wonder though how many of us checked the distance to the edge of our beds 2-3 times or more last night, lol. I'm betting it's over 90%.

For those that may have repeating issue, a couple pieces of PVC pipe with elbow to have just one piece sticking up on the side works wonders for this. Similar to what they make for some bunk beds. Doesn't need to go the whole length for adults, amazing what a single one sticking up about abdomen level will do.